Once there was a farmer every morning he went outside to feed all his farm animals. after feeding his animals, he walked back to the barn. He found a newspaper on the ground he picked it up and ran in the barn. He ran very fast and tripped on a wire and fell on some hay. He sat on the hay reading the newspaper, until he saw that the newspaper had eyes, ears, nose and a mouth to talk. The farmer and newspaper screamed very loud that the farmer ran to the nearby city and stood in a narrow lane not moving. The newspaper was surprised that he could scare away a farmer all the way to the city. Then the newspaper went on a new journey he went jumping to one of the 🐖 and jumped on the back of the pig. The pig got angry, so he ran out of the barn through the city breaking every thing he passed until the pig finnally stopped in the middle of nowhere. Before the pig left the newspaper payed the pig some 💰. The pig ran away hoping for another ride. The newspaper was jumping looking for someone food to eat. He wanted to eat lamb, but he only found 5 🐔 s. He wanted to get them. To beat them I shall roast the chickens and eat them. To roast the chickens he went to the chickens and asked could I eat you chickens. The chicken boss said only if you can beat me in a racing contest. The newspaper accepted the challenge. The other chickens set up a race track and said 123… Go. The boss chicken was fast so the newspaper jumped on him and stayed on his back while he ran to the finish line. At the finish line the newspaper jumped passed the line before the chicken and he could eat the chickens and roast them. He didn’t know how to roast them he kept jumping untill he saw a guy roasting a 🐐. The newspaper went to the guy and jumped on him, while he screamed and ran away in the deep jungle. The newspaper threw the chickens in the fire an watched how they began faint. When they were cooked he ate the chickens one by one until he finished them all. He fell asleep next to the 🔥 for a long time. When he was sleeping a farmer found him and took to his farm and threw him in the garbage can. The newspaper woke up and found himself in a dark place. He tried jumping out but it was too high to reach. He stayed and stood till all the garbage was on top of him. In a whole month he found out the can was moving in some weird place and got placed down in a garbage truck. The garbage truck moved so fast all the garbage fell out of the trash can, even the newspaper. All the other garbage could also talk. So thenewspaper and the other garbage where playing a game. It was called soccer. The rules were to kick the ball to each other and try to score. There are eleven trash on each side. 1 goalie, 4 defenders, 3 midfielders and 3 attackers. They played and played until some guys dumped them in all the trash in Spain. The newspaper saw that all the trash were going to a machine that were going to make new paper with the old paper that they cut. When the newspapers turn came he went below they have machine and went to a place that’s what had 🔥. The newspaper turn didn’t come because he jumped out of the window and landed right on top of the farmer. The farmer. The farmer screamed very loud and ran for his life. Then the newspaper saw the 🇦🇷 flag. He went to the sign which said Argentina. At Argentina he found a hole in a 🌲. The paper went in and never came out. The end.